n one corner, you've got 51-year-old meat-and-butter-loving chef -- and certified hottie -- Nigella Lawson. In the
other, it's 51-year-old vegetarian "health guru" Gillian McKeith.
Nigella is every bit the hot-blooded beauty... while McKeith resembles an old wallet. Sorry, but it's the truth: A
veg-heavy diet won't help you live to be 100 -- it'll just make you look like you're 100, in half the time.
Despite these facts, I guarantee you that first thing in the morning, the "health gurus" will be cashing in on
pointless New Year's resolutions -- from wacky soy-based diet plans to painful and expensive exercise programs.
It's time turn that tired old formula upside down and make some resolutions you can keep for a change. This
year, it's out with the "good" habits and in with the "bad."
Want some steak? Fire up the grill!
Want to quit the gym instead of joining one? Cancel that membership today!
Love your booze and tobacco? Fill your glass, and light that cigar!