WE TOOK A JOURNEY INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, AND
DISCOVERED THAT ANDY WARHOL WAS RIGHT: EVERYONE IS
ENTITLED TO THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE DESERT! WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO
WERE SO KIND AS TO STAND BEFORE OUR CAMERAS, AND WE
PRESENT THEIR DRAMATIC IMAGES TO OUR READERS WITHOUT
COMMENT. ENJOY THE SHOW!
i DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TELL ME WHAT A "GREAT MAN" HARRY
TRUMAN WAS. HE WAS A PUKE, LIKE ALL POLITICIANS PAST AND
PRESENT ARE.
Heinrich Mueller, (b. April 29, 1900) Chief of the Gestapo and Adolph
Eichmann's boss, disappeared in May 1945 and remains the only senior
figure of the Nazi regime who was never captured or confirmed to have
died.
HARRY S. TRUMAN HIRED THIS ASSHOLE TO BE ONE OF HIS TOP
ADVISORS. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HEINOUS THE CRIME YOU MAY
HAVE COMMITTED ACTUALLY IS: WHAT MATTERS IS POLITICAL
EXPEDIENCY.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN WENT TO THE MOON, THE FRENCH HAVE
A WORD FOR YOU: IMBECILE!
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT ANY HUMAN BEING CAN PASS
THROUGH THE INTENSE RADIATION OF THE VAN ALLEN BELTS AND
SURVIVE. ALDRIN LOOKS HANDSOME IN HIS ASTRONAUT SUIT, DOES
HE NOT? BUT ALTHOUGH HE LOOKS GOOD, HE'S STILL A BIG
BULLSHITTER, AND THE DUTCH HAVE FINALLY PROVED IT! THE
"MOONROCK" HE GAVE THEM WAS A PIECE OF PETRIFIED WOOD!
WE FINALLY GOT A PICTURE OF THE MOGAMBO GURU, RICHARD
DAUGHTY. HERE HE IS, AND HE DON'T LOOK TOO BAD, EITHER.
THIS GUY IS RESPECTED THE WORLD OVER, AND CONSULTED BY
EVERY FINANCIAL JOURNAL WORTH KNOWING ABOUT, AND
BARRON'S, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, AND THE DAILY
RECKONING ARE JUST A FEW EXAMPLES.
DAUGHTY SAYS THAT OBAMA IS DIDDLING US WITH THE DANGLING
DONG OF DESTINY: WE'RE GONNA LOSE ALL OF OUR MONEY,
INCLUDING OUR RETIREMENT FUNDS, BECAUSE OBAMA IS A
FINANCIAL MORON THAT KNOWS NOTHING BUT STAYING IN DEBT!
WE TOOK OUR CAMERAS TO THE GIG. THE ROCK
BAND "VAGRANT" JUST HAPPENED TO BE
PLAYING IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, SO WE
DECIDED WE WOULD HAVE A COUPLE OF BEERS
AND SEE WHAT THESE JOKERS HAD TO OFFER.
IF YOU LIKE HEAD-BANGING MUSIC WITH NO
LETUP, THEN COME TO CALIFORNIA. THESE GUYS
ARE LOUD AND GROSS, BUT THEIR AUDIENCE IS
MADE UP OF A GAGGLE OF DEVIATED PREVERTS!
WE HAD NO IDEA WHEN WE STARTED OUT, THAT
THESE GUYS PLAY CLUBS THAT ARE SO TINY
THEY COULD PASS FOR CLOSETS IN MANY
HOUSES.
Photo by Matt Ravenhouk
THERE IS NO SUCH ORGANIZATION AS AL QAEDA, AND NO
SUCH PERSON AS OSAMA BIN LADIN. THAT ORGANIZATION
AND ITS LEADER ARE COMPLETE FABRICATIONS OF THE
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, CONSTRUCTED FOR THE
PURPOSES OF GIVING AMERICANS A BOOGEYMAN TO FEAR,
THEREBY EXPANDING GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER THE
LIVES OF AMERICAN CITIZENS BY MAKING THEM ASK FOR IT.
THE VATICAN IS PROBABLY CORRECT IN THIS ASSERTION.
GIVEN THE FACTS THAT BRITAIN WAS AT WAR WITH GERMANY,
AND HAD INTELLIGENCE AGENTS ALL OVER THE GERMAN
REICH, AS WELL AS IN POLAND AND FRANCE, THE QUESTION IS
HOW COULD THE BRITISH NOT KNOW WHAT THE NAZIS WERE
DOING TO THE JEWS? THEY KNEW EVERYTHING ELSE THAT
HITLER WAS DOING: WHY DID THEY NOT KNOW ABOUT HIS
"FINAL SOLUTION" TO THE JEWISH PROBLEM? THE FACT IS
THAT EVERYONE KNEW, INCLUDING US. WE ALL KNEW, AND WE
ALL SAT BACK AND IGNORED THE HOLOCAUST,
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A VILE, DESPICABLE
BEAST, WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS WHOLESALE
MURDER FOR GAIN. ITS OUTWARD APPEARANCE
MAY VARY, BUT THE INWARD DEPRAVITY OF ITS
HEART IS THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE AGES.
GOD GIVES US THE GOVERNMENT WE DESERVE:
WHEN WE REFUSE TO CONTROL OURSELVES, WE
GET CONTROL FREAKS AS LEADERS WHO ONLY
WANT TO USE US UP AND THEN KILL US!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "GOOD DOCTOR," JUST
AS THERE ARE NO "GOOD LAWYERS," OR "GOOD
POLITICIANS."
ALL THREE SO CALLED PROFESSIONS ARE COMPRISED
OF WICKED, EVIL MEN AND WOMEN THAT ARE DRIVEN BY
GREED, THE LUST FOR FAME AND RECOGNITION, AND
THE DIABOLICAL DESIRE TO CONTROL OTHERS. WE
KNOW A COUPLE OF GOOD DENTISTS, BUT DOCTORS
ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION. THEY ALL SUCK, AND IT
TURNS OUT THAT THOSE THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO HEAL
PEOPLE ARE THE ONES THAT TEACH AND SUPERVISE
THE CIA IN TORTURING PEOPLE.
SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA,
AND THE STENCH IS REACHING THE NOSTRILS OF THE
PUBLIC. NOT THAT THE BRAIN DEAD AMERICAN
SHEEPLE WILL DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, BUT THE TRUTH
IS FINALLY COMING TO LIGHT. THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN
BY GORE VIDAL, AND SAY WHAT YOU WILL, HE KNOWS
HOW TO FERRET OUT THE TRUTH IN HISTORY. CHECK
HIM OUT: IT WILL BE WORTHWHILE.
CALIFORNIA CITY, LOCATED IN THE HEART OF NADALAND, HAS AN
ANNUAL RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL. ACTORS AND ACTRESSES FROM GREAT
BRITAIN TRAVEL TO THIS DESOLATE WILDERNESS EACH YEAR TO MINGLE
WITH THE DESERT RATS, ALL OF WHOM ARE ALSO PLAYING ROLES.
WE PACKED UP OUR CAMERAS AND WENT TO THE GIG.
WE WITNESSED PEOPLE BEING
TORTURED ON THE RACK, HUMILIATED
IN THE STOCKS, AND SLICING EACH
OTHER TO PIECES ON THE FIELD OF
BATTLE. WE SAW WITCHES, WENCHES,
PRINCES, KNIGHTS, AND EVEN A QUEEN.
THERE WERE JUGGLERS, FIRE EATERS,
BELLY DANCERS, AND POLITICIANS. WE
EVEN ATE BARBECUED DRAGON'S
FLESH, AND FOUND IT TO BE DELICIOUS!
"And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth,
and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only
evil continually.
And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth,
and it grieved him at his heart." (Genesis 6:5-6)
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THESE NUDNIKS AND POLTROONS
THAT WE ELECT TO OFFICE DO NOT HAVE A CLUE AS TO THE
CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR STUPIDITY? OR MAYBE THEY DO,
AND THAT'S WHAT IS REALLY SINISTER!
THE REASON THAT ALMOST NOBODY REMEMBERS THE
DEPRESSION OF 1920 IS THAT IT WAS ALMOST OVER BEFORE IT
STARTED, THANKS TO PRESIDENT HARDING. HE WAS THE LAST
PRESIDENT AMERICA HAD THAT WAS NOT A MORON. ALL WHO
OCCUPIED THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE, HAVE BEEN SIMPLETONS!
AMERICANS HAVE A FORM OF GODLINESS, BUT THEY DENY
THE POWER THEREOF. MOST PROFESS TO BE "SPIRITUAL,"
BUT IF SPIRITUALITY IS DEFINED AS PRIDE, ARROGANCE,
GREED, AVARICE, HIGH-MINDEDNESS, BRUTALITY, UTTER
SELFISHNESS, PERVERSION, BLOODTHIRSTINESS,
IDOLATRY, HARD-HEARTEDNESS, AND COMPLETE HATRED
FOR THE PRECEPTS OF THE GOD WHO CREATED THEM, THEN
THEY ARE 100% CORRECT.
GOD IS MERCIFUL, AND EXCEEDINGLY GRACIOUS, BUT
THERE IS A LIMIT TO HIS PATIENCE AND LONGSUFFERING.
REMEMBER THAT GOD WOULD HAVE SPARED SODOM AND
GOMORRAH IF HE COULD HAVE FOUND BUT TEN RIGHTEOUS
MEN IN THE ENTIRE CITY. THERE IS A PAYDAY FOR AMERICA,
AND IT'S COMING SOON!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT MAN ACTUALLY FLEW TO THE MOON, YOU'D BETTER CHECK YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT: YOU MAY BE A MORON AND NOT EVEN REALIZE IT. WE HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT THE WHOLE APOLLO MOON PROJECT WAS A HOAX, AND NOW SUCH PRESTIGIOUS HIGH-TECH PUBLICATIONS AS WIRED.COM AND THE SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN ARE ECHOING OUR VIEWS. READ IT AND CONSIDER.
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